Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Fun with Misplaced News Headlines

Is Diego Maradona looking for a new home after his current World Cup loss?



7days, a local newspaper here in Dubai, is famous for it's headlines and pictures that don't match.  I don't know why they don't see the funny associations that will occur when they look at the final layout.  There are typically two stories on the front page.  One that is dominated by a picture and the other that is dominated by text.

Often the two become intertwined.  The above picture is an example.  The headline belongs to an article about some workers who have been abandoned by their company here in Dubai.  Diego Maradona, the coach of the Argentinian football team in the current World Cup is pictured as well.  He's dejected because Argentina are out of the tournament.

And with their recent loss combined with the extreme passion for football in Argentina, maybe he does qualify as a "stranded man".  Maybe it's not so smart for Diego to go back to Argentina for a while.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Sad But Funny Satire on Contemporary and Relevant Church Services

It's been another long stretch of time since I posted to the blog. Kinda feeling the "itch" to restart. Of course long layoffs are not good for building faithful readership :) Oh well.

Just saw this today. Pretty funny stuff.

"Sunday's Coming" Movie Trailer from North Point Media on Vimeo.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

In America: An Ode to the Financial Crisis

I've been traveling in America for almost a week on business. With 24 hour a day cable news it's a real "downer" being here during the financial crisis. At least in the UAE there are laws to protect us from hearing what's really going on from our local media. As an ode to the situation here I'm posting this wonderfully humorous song. Be sure and check out RhettandLink.com. They rock and they're "clean".

Saturday, December 13, 2008

In the Doghouse...

This has nothing to do with the Arabian Peninsula or Faith... but it's hilarious. :)

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Random Funny Video

This video had me in tears. Extremely funny. But you have to know American Football and... have a weird sense of humor :)


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Friday, August 08, 2008

Old Testament Cartoon

Almost home to Dubai... just a few more days. And in the meantime I'll throw you a odd piece of humor with a Bible trivia twist.

This cartoon is from Mike Peters and it's titled Mother Goose and Grimm. Here is his website. Go check it out.

The cartoon below is an obvious reference to America's judicial branch resistance to public postings of the Ten Commandments. Numerous places have ruled it to be unconstitutional because it favors one religion over another. The cartoon below obviously includes Moses and Pharaoh of Egypt.

But here's the trivia twist... Can you tell me in what way this cartoon misrepresents Biblical history?

Let me know what you think in the comment section.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bloodline the Movie: Da Vinci Code Redux?

Oh brother. Here we go again. Another "Jesus had children with Mary Magdeline and it's the greatest secret ever revealed" movie. I thought we got this out of our system with the Da Vinci Code.



Fortunately, even the mainstream media see through it this time. Here's a funny (and damning) quote from the NYtimes review...

“I’m not an archaeologist or a historian,” the director Bruce Burgess humbly states. “I’m just a filmmaker who is fascinated by the huge implications of this story.” He also seems to be more than a little fascinated with himself.

And here's another funny quote from Mania.com, an entertainment review site...

Perhaps the most saccharine moment of the film came when a forensic artist drew a life image from a photo of the mummified corpse - a female figure, naturally, although the lab at Lakehead has since pointed out that their test did not reveal the gender of the corpse. The Magdalene fans in the audience could be heard sighing their approval, although one seated near me expressed disappointment that the artist made her a brunette instead of a redhead.

Lastly, Mania reports that the movie isn't exactly setting the box office afire...

Bloodline wasn't even the highest ranking new release in the New York theater it premiered in—Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead opened the same weekend at the Village East Cinema, taking in $10,624.00.

Let's hope it continues to die a quiet and quick death.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Whose Decency and Whose Good Manners?

Saw this (see signs below) at the local grocery store here in Dubai. I wonder what happened to prompt this... wish I had been there just so I could know whether I'm being "decent" or "well mannered" on any given day.

But seriously, one of the challenges of living in a multi-cultural place like Dubai is that instructions like this are not clear enough. What is decent to one person is not decent to another. Good manners in one culture is not necessarily good manners in another. In some cultures it's great manners to belch loudly after the meal to show how much you've enjoyed it. But not in my culture of origin.

Just recently I was laughing with some Indian colleagues of mine. Seems that in Indian culture it shows concern for a person if they look tired or sick to say something like, "you look sick"... or "you look really worn out". A feisty response to a comment like that in my culture might be, "you don't look so good yourself"!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Idioms + Multicultural Context = Humor :)

Whenever I return to the Southeast part of the US my accent thickens. Indian friends came to visit with us last summer and they laughed at how our language changed almost as soon as we stepped off the plane.

Along with the accent comes a fresh dose of American idioms. They are really easy to adopt and hard to rid from your thoughts and speech (as well as writing for that matter). Merriam-Webster says this:

Pronunciation: 'i-dE-&m
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French idiome, from Late Latin idioma individual peculiarity of language, from Greek idiOmat-, idiOma, from idiousthai to appropriate, from idios

2 : an expression in the usage of a language that is peculiar to itself either grammatically (as no, it wasn't me) or in having a meaning that cannot be derived from the conjoined meanings of its elements.

In a multicultural context they create misunderstandings that are humorous. Living in Dubai has trained me to try and expunge as many of these from my speech so I can communicate as clearly as possible with people of other cultures. But it's really hard to do and especially upon just returning. Here's a brief conversation I had with a fellow church member who had just returned from a Christian program in England.

Briggs: "We had a special speaker come in and address the group... I think his name was Colin Chapman..."

Me: "Wow... he's a real 'heavy-weight'"

Briggs: Actually he was a short and slim man.


I had a good laugh about this one on the way home this past Friday. If you want to read a funny article about idioms, or cliches, check out this short article in a recent Newsweek. It's short and very funny... especially the last paragraph.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Funny Quote of the Day

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Edward Abbey
US radical environmentalist (1927 - 1989)"

Friday, May 04, 2007

Does your dog love you? Watch his tail.



Odd/Interesting article in the NYTimes on what your dog's wagging tail can tell you about brain activity.

I stood over my dog and tried to gauge the angle of deflection to see if he really loves me or is afraid of me. I couldn't tell a difference between the wag to the right and the wag to the left. Looks like I'll need a stop-motion camera setup to determine this as per the article.

But I know he loves me. I feed him :)

Friday, March 30, 2007

Making fun of Facebook


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I recently got onto facebook.com. This is hilarious.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Meeting a "former Jesus" at 35,000 Feet!

I love a stimulating conversation about faith and religion. And some of my most interesting have come on airplane rides. It's a situation just ripe for conversation... lots of people seated close together in a steel tube for hours on end.

But a friend recently told of an airplane conversation to top them all. A week ago as he traveled back from Dubai to the West he sat next to a man who claimed to have been Jesus Christ in a former life! He also claimed to have met a current day incarnation of Jesus in the form of an 81 year old Italian man who had visited his home.

Now that sounds like interesting conversation :)

What's the most interesting airplane conversation you've ever had?

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Prince Charles' Health Solution? - Ban McDonalds

my pimped pic!

As reported in the Gulf News this week:

Prince Charles suggested on a visit to the UAE that banning McDonald's fast food was crucial for improving people's diets, a British news agency reported.

Charles made the comments while visiting the Imperial College London Diabetes Centre in Abu Dhabi for the launch of a public health campaign, The Press Association reported.

"Have you got anywhere with McDonald's? Have you tried getting it banned? That's the key," Charles, an active advocate of organic food, was quoted as asking one of the centre's nutritionists.

I don't usually comment on politics or political figures. But let's all pause for a moment and thank God that Prince Charles really isn't a political figure. Is it scary to anyone else that this man might actually be the King of England and the head of the Church of England one day? I'm praying for the current Queen... hoping she's taking her vitamins!

Monday, November 27, 2006

"Fall in Line"



This was a sign in the convenience store near our office... I didn't see anyone fall on the ground while I was there!

To explain, many people here in Dubai are not used to lining up. They are from places where a crowd would push up to the counter all at one time. I guess this was the management's attempt to get people to stay in line. I'm not sure if it's working. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

"Thanks-giving" in Dubai

This post is from my favorite guest blogger... my wife :) She wrote this to family recently and I thought you'd want to see it.

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Thinking of you today as I do some early Thanksgiving preparations. We are planning an afternoon meal on Thursday with our American co-workers. I am assigned to cook some of my family's favorites (spinach, strawberry jello, sweet potato casserole). I have also been making a pumpkin cheesecake today! That's a new one. I'll let you know how it turns out.

So often I find myself thinking that my life here is very similar to what things were like in the U.S. I suppose it stems from getting "used to" being here (after 4 years). In many ways it is the same. The routines of the day look a lot like they would look if I were still in Kentucky. And yet every few days I am reminded of how very different it is. Here are a few examples from this last week.

As part of our rent renewal (annual payment, one check, and really really huge!), our landlord has agreed to put a fresh coat of paint on the inside of the villa. This is nothing fancy, just white paint, but we are grateful for the fresh coat. So one day last week he sends the painter around to have a look at things. I see him coming from down the street. He's walking, with a grocery bag in hand (his supplies). He smiles and greets me, seems nice enough. But then I realize that he doesn't speak English. I think he is Iranian, but I am not sure. Maybe Pakistani? We try to communicate, using lots of hand gestures, but we don't get very far. I try to pull in the Pakistani gardener from across the street to help with the attempted conversation, but they can't communicate either. Oh well.... maybe next week.

I remember today that I need some new shower curtain liners. After four years of living here I am still not really sure where to find those.

I went to the grocery store yesterday to load up on all the ingredients for the Thanksgiving dishes I am about to prepare. I hesitated in front of the sweet potatoes. There were two choices. Australian and South African. One was about 5 times as much as the other, so I went for the cheaper option. This morning, while the water was beginning to boil, I washed them and started cutting them into chunks to put into the pot. Imagine my surprise when they were white inside! I worried that they were not "sweet" at all, but figured I would go ahead and cook them anyway, and see how they turned out. I figured no one in my family would mind mashed potatoes tonight. But sure enough, they were sweet after all. So my casserole has a different look to it this year. :)

I was lucky enough to find real sour cream yesterday for the jello. Usually I have to substitute with plain yogurt. What a treat!

I think about how I'd like to see the Macy's parade on Thursday morning when I wake up. And, yes, I'd even like to see some football! Maybe we can work that out on the internet somehow.

As I was cooking today I remembered an event from last year around this time. I have a gas stove and oven that is supplied with propane from a tank that sits in the garage. A long hose connects the two. It's hard to know when the propane will run out, no real warnings. Last year it happened as I was preparing my turkey :). Fortunately, there are many delivery trucks around town for this very purpose. They are just a phone call away. Twenty minutes later I was up and running again.

The weather is easing and we are really enjoying the temps in the low 30's (remember, that is Celsius). I cooked with the windows open today, so that was nice. I am thinking about getting some poinsettias this weekend. They love being outside on the front porch.

Two days ago Aqmed rang the doorbell. He is the Yemeni carpet salesman who comes by from time to time wearing his dishdasha (long white robe) and peddling carpets from the back of his Mitsubishi Pajero SUV. He is very friendly and speaks excellent English. He is probably 60 or so, and he brings his adult son with him to do the heavy lifting. If we show any interest at all they will come into our house and unroll carpets on top of carpets for our inspection. He has taught us the arabic word "helwah", (referring to his carpets) which means beautiful or excellent (I think). He's a hoot. He's the only male gulf arab who greets me with the British kiss on the cheek (touch cheeks, kiss the air).

See, just like I said before, it's the same as in the US. :) I hope this inside look at my day reminds you that the impressions of Dubai in the media are not the whole picture of life here. See anything that strikes you as different from your week?

There's so much to be thankful for. New paint, plenty to chose from at the grocery store, running water, quick propane delivery, Butterball turkeys in the grocery store, and nice weather. And that's just the small stuff.

Most of all I am so thankful for each of you. I hope your Thanksgiving is fun and refreshing. (It really is the best holiday of the year, if you ask me).

Lots of love,
Joanne

Update: The pumpkin cheesecake turned out great! (It wasn't for Thursday, it was just for fun).

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Made me Laugh...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Charles M. Schulz (author of Peanuts cartoon)